April 28, 2006
How Gay Are We For Gitaroo-Man?
EXACTLY *THIS* GAY.
We're so GAY for Gitaroo Man that we'd totally let him blow our proud, orange note bar.
GOD THAT IS HOT.
We're also uncontrollably gay for this new level. It's new, and, therefore, we want to have sex with it.
Things we're not gay for:
- Waiting for this PSP port. We'd prefer that publisher's not reveal any information on any Gitaroo Man games until they are available at retail.
- Using that PSP analog nub.
- That thing with the space shark.
- Crying on the bus when we play the Gitaroo Man ballad to Kirah. :(
April 21, 2006
Cosplay Do Too
This has been the hardest update for us to finish EVER. Mostly because we've been spending the majority of our free time beating off furiously to this photo and not "working on" our site.
IF YOU KNOW WHO THESE GIRLS ARE DON'T TELL US. We'd never have the courage to say word one to them. :(
*Sigh* In the fantasy version of our life, we get to go to THIS party. And there are no band people there talking about their boring bands and no one is switching on the TV because no one is talking. These girls are there for maybe 15 minutes, just long enough to pound a few PBRs, but ample time for us to fall in love with both and create the elaborate relationship fantasy that sees us bouncing back and forth between the two of them -- our preferences for incredibly large and below average tits conflicting -- over the course of 30 years. In the real version of our life we'd mistakenly be invited and just sit on a couch staring at them like creeps wondering if we'll be able to find them on MySpace or Consumating or Google or find out their address so we can read their mail and secretely hate them for having boyfriends.
Summary: Good outfits that they obviously just threw together because everything they do is seemingly effortless and immensely confusing to us.
April 20, 2006
CORRECTION: 8 Bit Peoples
Sorry. We were really lazy with the last update. We'll talk about this a bit more later. But we thought we should fix this up based on the mail Nullsleep sent us. This was it.
Thanks a lot for posting up the info on the tour!
I can't believe you just splayed out the email like that though ... I thought it was a private moment for us and us alone to share ...
Seriously though, if you wouldn't mind linking the URLs in the post to their respective destinations that would be fantastic. You know how lazy people are on the internets.
Thanks again!
//Jeremiah/Nullsleep
Again, sorry about that Jeremiah. We've been horribly depressed lately and can barely get ourselves off the couch anymore. But, you're right. We should've put more effort into it the first time. Again. Sorry. :( You can still sleep on our floor if you need a place to stay. Here's the right version of the update.
Hey there you miserable bastard (I say this to indicate some level of playful comradery that we obviously do not yet share, but I hope will help my cause anyway)! I wanted to let the GeekOnStun crowd know about some really big news from the illustrious (lol) chipmusic and computer-art collective, 8bitpeoples (www.8bitpeoples.com). We are announcing a follow-up to last year's Data Destruction Tour (http://destroy.8bitpeoples.com) -- our first ever WORLD TOUR.
THE INTERNATIONAL CHIPTUNE RESISTANCE WORLD TOUR 2006
feat. BIT SHIFTER + NULLSLEEP | May 6 - June 9
The Chiptune Rebellion banner will be hoisted high as we embark on an unprecedented mission to UNITE THE WORLD with the universal language of square-waves and noise channels. Armed only with Game Boys and NES consoles, this two-man cell heads out on a five-week mission around the world, with more than 20 strike points designated throughout Europe, Asia, and North America.
But we could use the help from all of the independent music enthusiasts out there.
This around-the-world endeavor is entirely self-financed, and at the same time, among the most expensive undertakings we have attempted. For anyone in a position to help the cause, we are gratefully accepting donations. We have set our final goal at $3000. By donating, you will be helping us strike a victory not only for 8-bit music, but for independent music in general.
Full tour details and city list available here: http://resist.8bitpeoples.com
Keep on stunning geeks, and thanks a lot for any help you can offer in getting the word about this tour out there.
//Jeremiah/Nullsleep
//www.8bitpeoples.com
We're going to do some drugs now.
April 17, 2006
8 Bit Peoples
OH. We meant to post this WEEKS ago, but never got around to it. It's really just an e-mail that "Nullsleep" sent us. They're going on tour or are on tour now and you should go to this if they're performing in your area. We'll be at the Boston one. Anyway. This is the mail.
Hey there you miserable bastard (I say this to indicate some level of playful comradery that we obviously do not yet share, but I hope will help my cause anyway)! I wanted to let the GeekOnStun crowd know about some really big news from the illustrious (lol) chipmusic and computer-art collective, 8bitpeoples (www.8bitpeoples.com). We are announcing a follow-up to last year's Data Destruction Tour (http://destroy.8bitpeoples.com) -- our first ever WORLD TOUR.
THE INTERNATIONAL CHIPTUNE RESISTANCE WORLD TOUR 2006
feat. BIT SHIFTER + NULLSLEEP | May 6 - June 9
The Chiptune Rebellion banner will be hoisted high as we embark on an unprecedented mission to UNITE THE WORLD with the universal language of square-waves and noise channels. Armed only with Game Boys and NES consoles, this two-man cell heads out on a five-week mission around the world, with more than 20 strike points designated throughout Europe, Asia, and North America.
But we could use the help from all of the independent music enthusiasts out there.
This around-the-world endeavor is entirely self-financed, and at the same time, among the most expensive undertakings we have attempted. For anyone in a position to help the cause, we are gratefully accepting donations. We have set our final goal at $3000. By donating, you will be helping us strike a victory not only for 8-bit music, but for independent music in general.
Full tour details and city list available here: http://resist.8bitpeoples.com
Keep on stunning geeks, and thanks a lot for any help you can offer in getting the word about this tour out there.
//Jeremiah/Nullsleep
//www.8bitpeoples.com
April 14, 2006
When Did You All Become A Bunch of Girls?
Can you all stop gaying up your home electronics with stickers and BEDAZZLING crystals? This is for little girls and for Korean women who do people's nails and gay musicians and shapeless moms who want to spice up their denim vests.
Even though you made a fake GIRL out of crystals on your Xbox, its so gay* because we imagine you thinking "Will it really hurt to cut off my penis?".
Seriously, please stop. You're embarrassing the rest of us who are already embarrassed to play games.
* Please note it's okay for us to use the term "gay" as people are always mistaking us for gay including the half dozen gay men who have hit on us since we stopped having a girlfriend.
April 10, 2006
The Evangelion Game We've Been Waiting For
We don't care about adventure and giant robot battling or any of the nonsense you can get in thousands of other games. And since all previous Evangelion games were about picking items from a text menu or typing things while looking at Rei in a swimsuit, no one expects these titles to be anything but shit.
Fortunately the PSP Eva game meets our needs by meeting the only two requirements we have:
SATISFYING OUR ANKLE FETISH
FIRST PERSON ASUKA BREAST GRABBING
All those other Evangelion games can fuck right off now.