Geek on Stun

Another Reason We Finally Updated Was This Loco Roco Case

We really really want this thing. But there are two problems. One, we never play our PSP because our Nintendo DS has too many good games and we've become really good at Sudoku and doing math really fast.

But look how cute it is!!

Problem number two is that if we did get this our girlfriend would think its a purse and we'd find tampons in it.

Dumb girls. It's not a purse. It's a case for our electronics device that we can pretend we don't care about but will take out at every opportunity so that some sad sacks on the train can be "jealous" of our limited edition PSP case ownership "accomplishment".

It's also a bit gay looking and that's the last thing we need.

The Reason We Didn't Update Our Site For A WHOLE MONTH

Is because we were emotionally distraught from having to come back from our fantasy E3 life and then we lost a dear friend in a fatal crash. :(

This is not a joke (the last part) because we REALLY ARE SUFFERING.

See? What this means is that the Progress Quest game we've been playing for FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT has been all mucked up because of Windows. FUCK YOU WINDOWS. We were really really good at Progress Quest, so we don't know if we'll ever stop being mad at Windows.

And it also means we've been forgetting to back up our character since August 17, 2005. Going back and doing all that nonsense again would just be too frustrating, so we'll keep playing Advance Wars and Brain Training.

That's our character. 0 KB. There's no way to get this back, you know. This was way worse than being cheated on by our girlfriend. WE HAVE NEVER FELT SO VIOLATED (BY A MANDATORY UPDATE FROM OUR IT DEPARTMENT. :(((((((( )

We've spent the last month reflecting on our Progress Quest experience. We 'quested with some really great people: Asap von Status, Touchy McFeely, Fahdnoys, Piscopink. Now, we'll probably never see them again unless it's in real life and we talk about all of our Progress Quest adventures that they don't remember at all.

We'll miss most of all our buyer in town, who ALWAYS helped us negotiate for better equipment.

Actually, we've just been kind of busy working on our real jobs and having our interest in doing any web site updates dashed by all the "hard work" we're doing for Kotaku. We've also been REALLY focused on our drinking alone and going out drinking and drinking to the point where we make out with any girl that will look at us. We've also been working on our Sudoku.

Thanks to the three people at work and the three people who wrote us e-mails asking if we're ever going to update this again.

There. It's updated.