This is the best one!

When we aren't playing our PSP games we can put them in here and when we are we can focus on our drinking-to-forget.
NOTE: This review is built on lies. We don't play our PSP ever and we never tried out any other UMD holders.

PRO COSPLAY TIP: It's not the perfect costume or the clear attempt to cash in on our pantyhose fetish or the Japanese predisposition to be thinner than American cosplayers. It's the *pose*. Any former or current girlfriend will tell you that we can only "finish" from behind which probably means we're gay or hate women but makes our cosplay appreciation EXTREMELY refined.
Also, it helps that you're Elena from Street Fighter and we've done our share of wanking there.