January 05, 2005
70 Inches of Snake
We didn't even buy Metal Gear Solid 3, because we just can't bring ourselves to suffer through another 12 hours of fucking Codec transmissions. But we still love Kojima and company for doing something that's head and shoulders above the typical dull console stealth/adventure game. Plus there was that whole alligator hat thing.
Oh, and we also love the fact that if you lead a Sharper Image kind of lifestyle, you can snag yourself a life-size Snake!
There are only ten of these bad boys up for sale and one will set you back a thousand and change, but think of all the hot dates this thing'll get you.
You can get more info and see a hella sweet Snake Kubrick over at Konami Style.
Update: Tokyopia has another good shot of the item if you were curious about the Snake-to-ape size.
Posted by geek