August 30, 2005
A 16-Chapter Epic On Why Video Games Are A Depressing Hobby
Chapter 1: The PSP was released in Europe (or maybe just the UK, we don't know from all that) and COINCIDENTALLY, some horrible retailer began selling this "skin".
This reminds us that we need to look up the word "chav" and what that means.
Chapter 2: You can skip this part. It's just that we lost to the CPU for the third time on this Advance Wars: Dual Strike map on the train ride home. If it sounds like we're blogging our commute, that's what we're depressed about.
Chapters 3-6: These bits are all about a black hedgehog carrying a gun riding a motorcycle who's tortured by his past or some such nonsense. Skip this section also.
If you've blocked images from us for some reason, please realize that there's a dark, edgy hedgehog on a motorcycle directly before this paragraph. You remember how moronic it was the first time you saw Spider-Man's van in the toy section of your K-Mart, right? It's just like that.
Chapters 7-16: Sorry. These don't exist. They're probably never coming. There's no interest from the community, sadly. The creative investment made in chapters 1-6 have made us emotionally bankrupt. Maybe when this week's Street Fighter 4 announcement doesn't happen, we'll have something unfunny to write about, but for now, if you're looking for unfunny, you're on your own.
See you later. MAYBE. :(
Posted by geek