Geek on Stun

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Next Generation

We have proof that the next generation of consoles/digital entertainment amplifiers is completely unnecessary! Budget publisher D3 has released Simple 2000 Vol. 78, The Great Space War!

*FWWWOOOOSSSHHHH!!!* *BRATATATATATATAT!!!!*

Look! It's an F-16 (or some such thing) shooting a colossal flying centipede! Our inner five year old is shitting itself! You can also shoot giant lobsters!! And meteors!!!

*WHHHAAADOOOSSHHH!!!* *BADDOOOOOMMM!!!*

You can also shoot giant scorpion-things! So what if Famitsu gave it a shit score? We still think this is the best idea ever. Still not convinced because you're dumb? See it in motion and bask in Super Sky Action™! Awesome.