Geek on Stun

Do The Right Thing

Hey, kids. We've been really busy writing out big checks to the IRS, sorting out our E3 arrangements, and playing God of War and Lumines, so we apologize that you've been looking at those awful Pac-Man hats for so long. There've been so many things we wanted to tell you about, but important stuff like refreshing the Gaming-Age forum kept getting in the way. You understand.

But we did see a few newsworthy items that got us excited. We love it when people make smart choices.

ITEM! Did you know you can play one of our arcade favorites Warriors of Fate (Dynasty Wars II) on your mobile phone?! It's true!

We launch satellites into outer space so salary men can eat historically accurate meat buns on their phones! We're jealous.

ITEM! While we're on the subject of what we did in college in lieu of hard work, we were thrilled to see Namco X Capcom include our favorite Captain Commando character, Baby Head.

Fucking move out of the way, Guy, you're blocking Baby Head!

ITEM! We've been kind of bummed about the whole existence of a Katamari Damacy sequel, in that we love creative games and fresh intellectual property, and KD2 looks like more of the same. Namco's new screenshots did highlight one nifty addition, two-player co-op mode!

Let's hope it comes packaged with a friend. *sob*

ITEM! Finally, we're really really excited about Okami, the Clover Studio wolf game. We almost want to shed girly tears of joy when we see screenshots this beautiful.

Again... *sob*

Hey, we'll be back shortly with a major goods blowout! Have a good one.