June 12, 2005
Fap Fap Fap Watch
Chronic masturbators take note. You've been given a reason to sink three hundred pounds (that's, like, four hundred American dollars) into a Gizmondo: Pocket Ping Pong 2005.
UKers can now jerk it on-the-go to ultra-low polygon count models of girls in bikinis who will play table tennis with you.
This is the best the Gizmondo marketing team could do on short notice/lack of tolerance for writing for idiotic products.
If you liked Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball, you'll...
We figured there was no point continuing that qualifying sentence as it applies to no one.
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