July 08, 2005
Goods Objection
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney is currently scheduled to be our game of the year. IT'S THAT GOOD. We're also considering importing the limited edition because it comes with the best stylus since the Pac-Pix pencil.
American brains just don't work well enough to come up with this sort of thing.
Yes, you can POINT AT STUFF just like Phoenix! Total immersion! AND it comes with a custom strap with an "OBJECTION!" screen cleaner.
We object to dust and cat hair!
It might come with the game and a soundtrack disc, too, but who has time for that? We'll be too busy looking at our stylus in public like it's nothing special.
Posted by geek