Geek on Stun: Hello Xbox

April 27, 2005

Hello Xbox

Xbox owners, your collective masculinity is at stake. Hello Kitty Mission Rescue is coming. We suggest you compensate with a few more copies of Halo or Dead to Rights or some such nonsense.

Nu metal custom soundtracks can't save you now.

Oh, come now! Don't fret about the new femme direction the Xbox has taken. You can always play as Bad Batz Maru!

Posted by geek

As much as I would like to barf at such a thing and agree with you,I have found myself drawn to this game...what is it? Maybe the overly cute style of Hello kitty,or the wide array of characters you can choose from, or maybe its just that in her tranformation from Hello Kitty to Super Hello Kitty you can see up her skirt...I just cant decide.

By Ryoko Katsuya