October 12, 2006

Man Realizes PSP Is Worthless, Has No Games, D-Pad Is Shit

And decides that the most he'll get out of it at this point is to make an omelette with his PSP inside and sell it on Yahoo Auctions.

YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHITTY OMELETTE WITH NO GAMES WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS

It's really kind of appetizing, but once you realize the games take forever to load and that Street Fighter Alpha Max 3 is basically unplayable and that the battery doesn't last more than a 2 hour flight... well anyone who owns a PSP knows this feeling. You just kind of give up.

He really did cook it. And you have maybe a few more hours to buy it. But he won't ship internationally and its already up to 7140 yen which is still too much to pay for the PSP.

PROCEEDS HOPEFULLY GOING TO A NEW DIGITAL CAMERA

It can't possibly work at this point because the thing is so delicate that it needs to be handled with silk gloves and placed into its charging womb and kept from direct sunlight or the screen (the only good part) with melt and get more stuck pixels. But at least if you win you get a box and a memory stick and another battery in case you buy another PSP and have a 3 hour flight somewhere.

Posted by geek