August 10, 2005
Secretary Of Bullet Hell Shooters
Sweet Cave secretary Makiko Terasaki, we know that you probably do not actually play video games, opting instead for learning proper tea service, kimono dressing techniques, and kendo, but if we were to come visit the president of the Cave corporation, the highlight of our trip would certainly be the few moments we spend with you. We would, in horribly broken and humbly delivered Japanese, attempt to exchange pleasantries with you about the weather, while burning inside with the questions "Does she even know of Espgaluda?!" and "Could she get us a copy of Ibara?!" and "Does she... have... a... boyfriend?!?!?!".
Although we are already bethrothed to another, we can't help but wonder that if things had been different (we were born and raised in Japan, learned game development from an early age, became employed at Cave, and had regular meetings with the president) maybe we could know super shooter secretary Makiko Terasaki IN REAL LIFE.
Oh, Makiko! We can only dream! Such sensible shoes! Such demure corporate beauty!
Sadly it will never be. Instead, we'll just continue to obsessively read her blog about formal dressing and some "harmony" thing she's into hoping that a Trackback ping will somehow bring us together!!
At least Gemini Sunrise will never outright reject us. :( We're going to go cry into our Nintendo DS now.
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