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Sega Still Makes Video Games...

... but not at the expense of turning ordinary girls into beautiful fairy princesses!

This must be every girl's fantasy! Why, to be dressed up in a Dreamcast orange fairy costume and shill Sega products like the Sega Ages 2500 series or Segamoba cell phone games, even we might go for a gender switch. We're sure that this year's Sega spokesmodel doesn't want anything in life beyond dressing up in a wholesome space vixen outfit on her non-princess days and playing Sonic backgammon on her phone to pass the time.

If only we could make it out to Japan while our family were still there. We'd bum about Joypolis, waiting for a visit from the Sega fairy, then frantically snapping photos of her ankles. Alas.

Soon enough she'll be cast aside for committing the crime of entering her twenties like previous Sega sweetthearts/aging hags Sugar and the company will move onto something else. Until then, we will devote as much time as possible to posting pictures of her. Here's one we like!

Back to slaving over our Web comic!

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