February 13, 2006
The White Nintendo DS Lite: An Erotic Adventure
First we just thought "oh that white Nintendo DS has a good look about it, we'll get another to match our new bag", but now it's become total product LUST. White Nintendo DS Lite -- we want to touch you.
Our old DS never let us do it like this. And your power button -- honestly, its just so perfect, the placement we mean. We can't wait to gently enter you from the side with our proud, gleeming white stylus. Oh! Oh... JESUS. Not -- not so fast. Slow down just a bit.
Yes, you're so lovely. Take off your GBA slot cover. Beautiful. Don't be ashamed. That port is magnificent.
Oh, God! That's it, right there. We want to put our Dr. Mario & Puzzle League cart ALL THE WAY IN. But due to the new SEXY design, it won't quite fit. We'll be careful not to FORCE ANYTHING. We will be so tender to you, white Nintendo DS Lite.
A DS card slot, too? We love that you're so adventurous. Even though we've top loaded DS cards before, it just seems so much naughtier now. You make us feel like an animal!
We're about to explode! Just finish us off with a bit of stylus-tapping right on your lower screen. YES! JUST LIKE THAT!
OH OH OH... YES! Turn over, right... right there. We love it Brain Training-style. You look so sexy from this position. GAH!
Sorry. We've got a Nintendogs screen cleaner around here, somewhere. Be right back.
Posted by geek