November 29, 2006

This *MIGHT* Be Christie's Vagina In Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2

We're not sure. Look.

WE HOPE THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL ENOUGH TO GET LINKED A LOT

It's hard to see there.

Look closer.

WE NEED A CONTROVERSY NAME -- MAYBE 'TUNA MELT'

It might be a Photoshop job, but you can look at the big version here for a long time and decide for yourself.

REASONS WHY IT MIGHT BE REAL
1. It looks shaved. This is something Team Ninja would insist upon.
2. It looks clean and symmetrical. Like D-cups with seams on the top, Team Ninja would think this is how vaginas should look.
3. It's Dead or Alive Xtreme 2, a HORRIBLE SHIT game with no redeeming qualities that is quite broken and unplayable, but if it had carefully modelled vagina, people would buy it.

REASONS WHY IT MIGHT BE FAKE
1. Team Ninja couldn't even get the ankles right so they obviously can't be bothered to spend time modeling a vagina.
2. It's too good to be true. Nothing good like this happens. Probably just a poor modelling job and bad lighting.
3. We bought the first one and don't want to buy the second one, but reason #3 in the last list might apply to us.

Verdict: REAL.

Please don't try and convince us otherwise.

Posted by geek