October 29, 2004
Triple X Throwdown
This week was really weird because I turned old. Adult age. But you know what was great about that? My girlfriend made me a Shinobi birthday cake. It was one of those moments when I felt an intensely calm geekiness wash over me.
You know what else was weird about this week? All this crazy stuff started showing up:
- Grand Theft Auto III on your NES: It's fucking coming!
- Zionist conspiracy or shitty console? Phantom is phinanced by "the Jews"!
- "I don't believe it! Nintendo! Look! Nintendo!!!" Video prince Jason Bateman and then prospective princess Alyssa Milano ring in the Super Mario Ice Capades. Pain!
- Touch Kirby! I realized I'm going to purchase my first Kirby game next year. I'll be quietly sobbing through the rest of this update.
- Grand Theft Auto + Willy Wheaton = Something probably better than that episode with The Traveler. I'm glad Wil's getting work outside of the occasional Tech TV guest hosting gig.
- Creepiest Game Cover Ever? I keep thinking this is some child molestation sim. Thankfully it led me to this fun snap.