June 23, 2005
Up The Creek
We scoured the internet for something interesting to comment on yesterday, but our schtick well had run dry. We were tempted to post about Capcom's new promotional campaign for it's action game set in ancient Japan, Sengoku Basara, but soon realized that would be a bad idea. Serously, look at this crap...
A Sengoku Basara promotional bamboo rice paddle? FUCK YOU, CAPCOM. We need better material than that. We can't be bothered with this sort of non-news.
We suppose there's a chance someone out there could be motivated to recreate this scene at a cosplay event. Probably not, but you never know if someone will want to round out their Digital Entertainment Lifestyle with something like the above.
We're so glad we didn't write something up about this worthless promo. We'd have felt like we were cheating our readers out of their time.
(Please never complain to us again that we just published a t-shirt as something we consider post-worthy, okay? Rice paddles are the bleak alternative.)
Posted by geek