November 12, 2006

Who Knew There Were Godfather The Game Jeans?

DIE ALREADY

Sadly, us.

This is the first pair of video game jeans we've ever seen (we're sure Invader made some jeans, with that tired Invader schtick). They're also the first set of jeans to make us sad. Not because we spent $200 on them (we didn't), but just because they exist.

We hate people who put little outfits together like they're little boys where their hats and jeans match. And we hate big white t-shirts that make adults looks like toddlers. And we hate Nikes. Especially ones that have "EA" embroidered on them. Who but some clueless EA executive being exactly the white man that black comedians are when they act like white men would ever put these on? We suppose someone who follows "street fashion" so closely they don't know they look like an asshole when they get dressed.

Fortunately, this is one of those "exclusive" collaborations written like "EA X The Year Of..." (the people who made these awful jeans) and we hope it's so exclusive that adult babies who want things like this in "mint condition" never actually wear them out of the house.

Posted by geek